Top 5 reasons I like the city

1. Out of state plates that say "Yes I can't drive, but hey, I'm not from here."
2. Selection. For instance, baby food that contains something other than carrots, peas, beans, apples and bananas. (they make baby food with mango!)
3. People do stuff. And when they do stuff they aren't still in their pajamas. They even wear things that were purchased in the last 3 years!
4. Fast food that is actually fast.
5. Produce that is red. You know... like strawberries and tomatoes.