Sunday, August 31, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Brynn's Hospital Pictures
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| The Karate Kid arrives! Getting checked out and cleaned up. |
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| Big sister gets to come visit |
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| Grandma Cassens gets a snuggle |
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| Getting a thorough prodding from the doctor. |
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| The next morning in the hospital Pippy wanted to hold baby sister. |
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Monday, August 11, 2014
Due Date Blues
The most important thing I have to say today is this: Just because today is the baby's official due date doesn't mean the baby is going to magically pop out in a shower of glitter.
Other than that, just because I'm pregnant doesn't make it suddenly appropriate for casual acquaintances or even strangers to have VIP access to the happenings of my uterus and other body parts. I do not want to talk to you about how much weight I've gained, colostrum, or mucus plugs. Please don't tell me about yours.
If one more person tells me to eat some spicy food to get the labor going, I will give up Tums for the remainder of the pregnancy to watch them get beaten with a shank made of urine sample cups. You were warned.
Oh, and since we're just sitting around here, err, waiting, we might as well talk about Dr. Winch. Remember him? I have thankfully switched doctors after my last pregnancy, so I haven't seen Dr. Winch in a long time. Well, since the morning Penelope was born and he rushed out of the delivery room and never checked on me again. Rumor has it, (from a reliable source) Dr. Winch has been 'suspended' from practicing at the hospital for allegations including, but not limited to: Yelling at nurses. Yelling at patients and their spouses. Threatening nurses, patients and spouses. Throwing things at nurses. And following a husband out into the parking lot to initiate a 'fight'. Yep, that guy's a winner.
One last thing. If you are one of those people that texts every morning just to make sure I haven't given birth and (gasp) not told them, I'm making a list and you will be last to know. Actually I probably won't even tell you. You can hear it from someone else.
Disclaimer: If I sound harsh, just remember I'm pregnant. Any and all of my ranting and opinions can be rescinded after delivery.
Other than that, just because I'm pregnant doesn't make it suddenly appropriate for casual acquaintances or even strangers to have VIP access to the happenings of my uterus and other body parts. I do not want to talk to you about how much weight I've gained, colostrum, or mucus plugs. Please don't tell me about yours.
If one more person tells me to eat some spicy food to get the labor going, I will give up Tums for the remainder of the pregnancy to watch them get beaten with a shank made of urine sample cups. You were warned.
Oh, and since we're just sitting around here, err, waiting, we might as well talk about Dr. Winch. Remember him? I have thankfully switched doctors after my last pregnancy, so I haven't seen Dr. Winch in a long time. Well, since the morning Penelope was born and he rushed out of the delivery room and never checked on me again. Rumor has it, (from a reliable source) Dr. Winch has been 'suspended' from practicing at the hospital for allegations including, but not limited to: Yelling at nurses. Yelling at patients and their spouses. Threatening nurses, patients and spouses. Throwing things at nurses. And following a husband out into the parking lot to initiate a 'fight'. Yep, that guy's a winner.
One last thing. If you are one of those people that texts every morning just to make sure I haven't given birth and (gasp) not told them, I'm making a list and you will be last to know. Actually I probably won't even tell you. You can hear it from someone else.
Disclaimer: If I sound harsh, just remember I'm pregnant. Any and all of my ranting and opinions can be rescinded after delivery.
Monday, August 4, 2014
Fabulous four
We are very grateful to have all of these girls as friends!! We call the four 2 year olds the Fab Four....soon to be the Great Eight when two babies join the first two baby sisters!
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| Yep, Stripes are in for mommies. |
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